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Kora, 23, living for dem nugs. Also known as the chicken nugget girl (or queen).

daggers-drawn:
“ datarep:
“Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight
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John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.
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daggers-drawn:

datarep:

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

suditalia:

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

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Originally posted by mrthisbody

libertypical:

glumshoe:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

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The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

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The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

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The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender

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theshitneyspears:

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

atlas-prime:

rare-drop:

You can always tell which sign belongs to the person making one of those “The signs as___”, because they’re always like-

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That’s just Virgos